well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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