Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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