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Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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