is your mom at the bar?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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