is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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