Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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