Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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