Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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