i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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