just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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