i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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