It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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