at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
