i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck appropriateness.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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