I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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