A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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