Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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