Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
there is glitter all over my balls
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