im holly from the hills drunk
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
my liver is dry heaving
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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