I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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