No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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