do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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