well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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