im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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