i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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