That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
