Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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