The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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