Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He has the fingertips of a God
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