just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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