well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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