Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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