Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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