It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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