That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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