I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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