Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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