my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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