So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
please don't ironically join a cult
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