She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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