im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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