So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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