I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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