Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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