I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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