He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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