Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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