I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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