: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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