I'm gonna have a badass scar
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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