i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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