I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
