Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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