btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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